"I can’t help the way I’m feeling Goddess of love please take me to your leader I can’t help I keep on dancin' Goddess of Love! Goddess of Love!" -VENUS
"Sometimes I'm scared I suppose If you ever let me go I would fall apart If you break my heart So just take my body And don't stop the party" -DO WHAT YOU WANT
Thought that I would be alone forever But I won't be tonight I'm a man without a home But I think with you I can spend my life" -GYPSY
I take it off, I put it on I feel alive, when I transform But this love's not material" -FASHION
why were dinosaurs so big
because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
u better bring some water with u to canada because u know what they say
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
Voice of a generation.
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
An angry one.
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
"Please ask a staff member for details."
First Kiss - Creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time
This is so cute.
"here come the nightbloggers"?
excuse me? i live in alaska. where i live, we have night for weeks at a time. check your day/night privilege you cisgeographical fuck
i WAS MELTING SOME CHOCOLATE IN THE MICROWAVE
AND I TOOK IT OUT TO CHECK ON IT
AND FOR WHATEVER REASON
I DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO CHECK IF IT WAS MELTED OR NOT WAS TO HOLD THE BOWL UP TO MY EAR
AND LISTEN TO IT
what the actual fuck was that supposed to accomplish
"humankind" more like "humanmean"
i see no difference
my reaction to someone telling me they don’t like chicken literally the same as obama’s to nuclear war