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foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 


via: heyyyitsandres / origin: foodchewer

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes


onedeen:

Did the sun just obey Niall’s command?


via: slippinbeauty / origin: onedeen

via: fake-mermaid / origin: 15yearold

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.


allkillernofiller:

Wow my selfie got 3 notes thank you 12,370 followers



via: hi / origin: akelanorine

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago


via: milliegreaves / origin: emobaria

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*



via: slippinbeauty / origin: goodassdog

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists


via: ultralordvevo / origin: snails135

scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school


via: zackisontumblr / origin: ancientdad

coolscar:

coolscar:

i think im gonna lay down…………

THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers


via: ultralordvevo / origin: coolscar

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime


via: sadspaghetti / origin: cakejam