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my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly”
here’s miley getting kick in the head
I think I’m okay. Thanks though
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so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Panem is a really messed up place, but I would totally live in the Capital just for the clothes.
Interviewer: So what Diet are you on?
she’s a fucking inspiration, I love her so much
Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND”
public school in a nutshell